They dressed me up.
They DRESSED. ME. UP.
A dino head? Seriously? Do I LOOK like a triceratops?!
NO. I do NOT.
"Ha ha." "SO funny." "Let's put a Dino head on the Kitty, THAT'LL be good for a laugh." Unreal the stupidity that exists around here. I shall hide in a tiny crevice until November 1st... I understand that's when costuming stops. I have crevices you know... several. You want dinosaur action? I'll give you wreckless, pea-brained, and veggie foraging .
Wait, no, I need meat.
Good grief. Could they seriously have gotten it any more wrong?! I'm done. So done.